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My Attitude While Dieting
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(Source: RealityTVGifs)
relevant.
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LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING: I Has The Best Momma! →
wick3dlov3ly12:
Watching Rizzoli and Isles with my momma when this happened:
The T.V:
my mom: Aww they’re back together!
me: ….mom, you might get disappointed ‘cause these people like to play with our feelings.
my mom: w.e you’re too emotionally obsessed with these people.
Then we begin to watch episode…
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
pizzaforpresident:
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
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